sliperslip
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Post by sliperslip on Aug 8, 2017 14:07:43 GMT
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Post by letyougo on Aug 8, 2017 14:30:02 GMT
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BlackAndWhite
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Post by BlackAndWhite on Aug 8, 2017 14:36:47 GMT
I really love this outfit!
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Post by letyougo on Aug 8, 2017 14:42:46 GMT
I really love this outfit! Me too! Her hair is shorter right? I really like it! (The new album is finally coming I guess!)
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sliperslip
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Post by sliperslip on Aug 8, 2017 14:44:12 GMT
2006 vibes!
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Post by letyougo on Aug 8, 2017 14:47:35 GMT
Wo! That's kind of insane! Thanks for sharing this.
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Sora空
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Post by Sora空 on Aug 8, 2017 14:47:37 GMT
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sam
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Post by sam on Aug 8, 2017 14:54:04 GMT
She looks really lovely Outfit is amazing!
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sliperslip
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Post by sliperslip on Aug 8, 2017 14:56:11 GMT
Idk. if she is really a vampire or does she drink baby's blood, she just doesn't age, how?why? c'mon...is it all the alcohol she used to drink in her young age, what's the secret
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sam
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Post by sam on Aug 8, 2017 15:00:55 GMT
Idk. if she is really a vampire or does she drink baby's blood, she just doesn't age, how?why? c'mon...is it all the alcohol she used to drink in her young age, what's the secret The secret is Slim Secrets
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Post by letyougo on Aug 8, 2017 15:03:45 GMT
Are you ready for pink hair during the next area? I mean, if she follows the 2006/2007 formula...
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Sora空
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Post by Sora空 on Aug 8, 2017 15:05:13 GMT
Idk. if she is really a vampire or does she drink baby's blood, she just doesn't age, how?why? c'mon...is it all the alcohol she used to drink in her young age, what's the secret This leads to "Avril Lavigne is a vampire conspiracy theory"
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Uncle Bob
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Post by Uncle Bob on Aug 8, 2017 15:09:43 GMT
Idk. if she is really a vampire or does she drink baby's blood, she just doesn't age, how?why? c'mon... is it all the alcohol she used to drink in her young age, what's the secret If alcohol worked as a preservative, Courtney Love would look 17.
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Post by Anna on Aug 8, 2017 16:04:31 GMT
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sliperslip
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Post by sliperslip on Aug 8, 2017 16:17:08 GMT
Idk. if she is really a vampire or does she drink baby's blood, she just doesn't age, how?why? c'mon...is it all the alcohol she used to drink in her young age, what's the secret This leads to "Avril Lavigne is a vampire conspiracy theory" Remember our punk-rock-pop-rap-hiphop-reggae star, our canadian royalty and Kween of ties who goes by name "Avril Lavigne". Who claims to be daughter of Johy and Judy, born on a lovely September day back in 1984 and after 32 years she still looks like she doesn't age. For years many tried to find the source of youth, tried to drink same as her, tried to diet same as her, many went so far that they slept with her albums, posters, pictures, tried to collect her hair to find out what is hiding in her DNK, but nothing worked, they were getting older, while Avril stayed forever young. The question remains the same "How?" Read further to find out, what our sources discovered.
BREAKING NEWS
To protect our detectives we can't give you names, but we sure have story for you, based on 100% truth. Stay seated because this will shock you. AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT AVRIL LAVIGNE!AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT HUMAN, LADIES AND GENTELMANS AVRIL LAVIGNE IS VAMPIRE, born in 1481 to a Umfredo the 3rd and his wife Ciarda. As many did already guessing about this theory now we can finally confirm it. Yes, she is a 536(yes, I did math for you) years old vampire. Not any regular vamipre, she was born to Umfredo the 3d the vampire of monarch's Kingdom. Indeed she is a true royalty. Being 536 years on this erath, no vamipre can completely adjust to our conditions on our Planet Earth. Through the years in music industry and media following her close, there were some some signs--> we can mostly see her out at night, skin pale white, not aging, vampire teeth, in love with darkness and victorian style, not standing close to her fans, so they wouldn't notice how her skin is glowing in the light and that she wouldn't get tempted to suck on fresh blood. Much more secret sings, who we can not reveal at this moment.
Stay tuned for the next article where we reveal what was she doing before music career, who are her siblings, how many times was she married, does she have kids? All this and much more in tomorrow's news.
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