The Red Carpet Thread

I'll be arriving in a limo, because I can (i cant)



I'll wear what I usually wear - a hoodie and a tshirt with jeans; it pays to be a basic bitch



I shall be having the only food that matters; chocolate brownies 



...And for my drink, it has to be Pimm's! Perfect English summer drink - just mix it well  

Dear fellow LBS BA on this very special day you will be very missed, I'm very sad to hear that you won't join, but I hope you will still enjoy streaming ABA's a.k.a the global most important awards of the year. You will be with us in our hearts.

Because of your absence Avril did agree to performe "Wish You Were Here" just for you. And thanks to organizers they did agree to put tissue by each seat, if we get too emotional.

#QueenBlessAmerica #QueenBlessYou #StopBullyingNickelback

OMG you scared me there for a second, I was already calling Avril telling her that my spirit animal(thats you) won't attend and she started crying, she didn't even want to finsh her green juice or take photo of the palm trees, but than thx God(thats Avril) I saw what is what is written under the gif and my life have sense again, thank you that you will honor us with your arrival. Take as much time as you want for preparations, I bet that we can manage to postpone the event if you won't have enough time.



p.s. don't worry, after the first shock Avril did than continue with her green juice and now she is hugging palm tree out of the happiness.

#BuyNickelbackNewAlbum #buyAbbeyDawn #fuckLyme

I'll be zorbing into the ABAs



I'll be wearing this outfit 



Once again I asked Richard Ayoade to be my +1. He said yes this time.



and I'll be having some rose and pistachio cake and being wild with some floral tea

I think I finally made up my mind. And of course I'll show up, 'cause this girl ain't gonna miss that event 



What I'll arrive in. Ladies and gentlemen, a Cadillac Escalade.





What I'll be wearing:




my +1 will be the lovely Aimee Garcia since Avril and TSwift are already taken and I couldn't decide between bringing a serial killer or the devil... so bring the nerd  





Eating a good Italian lasagna and raspberry soda...






... followed by some panna cotta as desert. With caramel sauce of course.

Right, so to kick my journey off, I'm getting in this little beauty:

Unfortunately, I realize I'm running late for this red carpet event, so I ditch the car in the middle of nowhere.
Fortunately, I managed to stumble across this: which coincidentally is going direct to the 2017 ABA's...


I spent ages thinking of what to wear. I had so many fabulous choices; a classy tux, a comfy abbey dawn piece or a sensible male skirt (a kilt).
But I didn't want to wear nothing too outlandish, so I've went for something a little more subtle with this outfit:

Since this is a major red carpet event, why not go all out, so to complete the outfit - nothing says red carpet, than a sensible heel:


Whilst I was on the flight, I forgot to invite someone to be my +1, so I made calls to:
Lil Mama -
Rachel Lester -
and Paris Hilton -
Lil Mama cannot be my +1, she told me she was busy working on a remix on a super secret project. Apparently, It's gonna be featured on a certain superstar's sixth studio album?? Can't think of who she's talking about.
Rachel refused, she got other plans and Paris never answered my call.
So, unfortunately for my +1, I've had to settle for Madonna:


For food, I've requested some cupcakes...

These are not for eating, but if by any chance I get to see Avril at the ABA's, I will get the opportunity to chuck a cupcake at her.

For drink, I request a bottle of Limoncello, Cos I will drink as much Limoncello as I can and I'll do again and again...


Let's get this party started xoxo